Because I can just imagine when the crew wakes Shepard up after the crucible explosion, she’d be like, “Guys, lets get some Shawarma before we go back to the Normandy. I don’t know what shawarma is but it’s a human food, let’s try it.”
And then this happens. Obviously inspired by the Avengers and by ask-jane-shepard.tumblr.com for giving me the idea.
Rupert the pet husk head makes an appearance.
Don’t ask me how Tali is eating shawarma (emergency induction port), I’m assuming she’s just going to feed it to Rupert.
I know Garrus isn’t wearing his visor but eating shawarma is a formal occasion.
And Javik isn’t there because shawarma is for primitives.
So judging the scene this was based off of…
Shepard is Iron Man/Tony, Garrus is Hulk/Bruce, Kaiden is Hawkeye/Clint, Tali is Black Widow/Natasha, Liara is Captain America/Steve, and Vega is Thor.
I am surprisingly okay with this. (Awesome picture as well)

